PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL SLAMMIN'

Wanna whip up some phat purple drank that'll take you away? Listen up, cuz this ain't no cookbook. This here's the straight dope on how to make the strongest potion. You gonna require some codeine, that sweet liquid gold. Mix it up with some mountain dew, and don't forget the xyz to slow you down. Now, listen carefully: this potion ain't for the fa